Originally published in The Weekend Australian, October 21-28, 2012
From the outside, The John Lennon Letters looks like a feast for Lennon buffs. The book is 400 pages long and as heavy as a paver. If Lennon really wrote this many letters, this isn’t merely an “international publishing event.” It might also be a significant and revealing contribution to cultural history.
Unfortunately, the Letters is less full of letters than you might think. Its editor, Hunter
Davies, initially dreamed of discovering “large, hidden-away caches” of unknown
Lennon correspondence. In the event, he unearthed only a handful of substantial
letters. To fill the book up, Davies has, by his own admission, “rather
expanded the definition of the word ‘letter’.” He’s expanded it, apparently, to
include any piece of paper or cardboard that bears Lennon’s signature: shopping
lists, memos to domestic staff, postcards to fans (“Dear Toli, Hi! Bye! Love,
So this isn’t a collection of letters in
the usual sense. To make up for that, the book is sumptuously designed. It’s
beautiful to hold and look at. It even smells good. With a few exceptions, each
letter or note is photographically reproduced, and flanked by a typed transcription
of its contents. Davies provides generous chunks of background information between
exhibits, so that the book almost qualifies as an illustrated biography.
The more revealing letters raise the usual
question. How much about the private lives of our favourite artists do we
really want to know? In Lennon’s case this question becomes especially pointed.
Without doubt the man wrote some of the most sublime songs in pop history. But behind
the scenes, the avatar of peace and love often went out of his way to be verbally
cruel. Reading his letters, you need to keep Lennon’s virtues as an artist firmly
in mind, perhaps by playing his records in the background. If you don’t,
there’s a risk you’ll end up not liking him very much at all.
Lennon had a flair for acrimony. When the
Beatles broke up, he and Paul had their famously bitter public feud. The Letters confirm one’s suspicion that the
bitterness and aggression lay almost entirely on John’s side: he was the Mike Tyson to Paul’s startled Holyfield.
When Paul released his solo album Ram, John thought he heard some sly digs at himself
and Yoko in some of the lyrics. He retaliated with the viciously unsubtle “How Do You
Sleep?” (“Those freaks was right when they said you was dead ...”). After Paul voiced
some relatively mild objections to that song in the pages of Melody Maker, Lennon replied with an
open letter in which he proposed that it was typically dull of the
“conservative” McCartney to take the lyrics “so literally.” Apparently they
were meant to be funny. People were often misreading Lennon’s tone, but it never
seemed to strike him that this might be his fault rather than theirs.
In his private letters to the McCartneys,
John was even less inclined to be nice. Linda, writing to Lennon in 1971, upbraided
him for quitting the Beatles without telling the press. John replied that others,
including Paul, had persuaded him to stay silent. “So get that into your petty
little perversion of a mind, Mrs McCartney – the cunts asked me to keep
quiet about it.”
Adept at detecting insults, Lennon always had
an alarmingly deep well of venom to draw on in reply. In 1971, the
Beatles’ genial former producer, George Martin, made the mistake of short-changing
John on some songwriting credits during an interview. Naturally, the man who urged the
world to “imagine no possessions” was not about to let that slide.
“When people ask me questions about ‘What did
George Martin really do for you?’” Lennon wrote to Martin, “I have only
one answer, ‘What does he do now?’ … It’s not a put down, it’s the truth.”
For good measure, Lennon took a swipe at the obscure band Martin was currently producing.
“By the way, I hope Seatrain is a good substitute for the Beatles.”
Lennon knew how to wound. No doubt this talent
was linked to his having been deeply wounded himself, back in his early childhood. Raised by his selfless Aunt
Mimi, John always felt that his bohemian mother, Julia, had coldly abandoned him. He grew
up thin-skinned but cocksure: a good combination for a rock-and-roller, but bad
news for people who encountered him on an off day.
In 1971, a well-meaning fan sent him a
pamphlet about Christianity. John shocked the poor guy by not only writing
back, but by giving him both barrels. “Why don’t you Jesus Freaks get off
people’s backs … Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know. Your
peace of mind doesn’t show in your neurotic letter, son … Peace off!”
Naturally it didn’t occur to Lennon that the
same critique, minus the word “Jesus”, was uncannily applicable to his own spiritual stances. Lennon was no stranger to proclaiming, very loudly, that he had all the answers to life's ultimate questions. But if his restless leaping from one mystical fad to another ever brought
him peace of mind, it didn’t show.
In 1968, he declared that the key to
“Absolute Bliss” lay in India, at the ashram of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. When
the Maharishi proved to be human, Lennon took his revenge with a song: the White Album’s “Sexy Sadie.” “You made a
fool of everyone …” As usual, Lennon’s blame radar pointed strictly outwards:
he declined to explore the possibility that submitting himself to teachings of the bearded
one had been a foolish act in the first place.
After that it was primal scream therapy. (“I
think this is the last trip,” he wrote to Pete Townshend.) This gave Lennon
pseudo-scientific licence to scream at his aging loved ones and then not quite
apologise for it. “I seem to remember you being upset by my screaming at Mimi
…?” he wrote to a cousin in 1975. “Well she and I are both well over that. I
hope you are too.” Take it or leave it, mate.
On the artistic front, the screaming craze
did give us the remarkable, howl-drenched “Mother.” But did meditation or primal
yodelling change John’s personality one little bit? By the mid-seventies he’d
done a lot of both, and he was still carrying a lot of rage. Estranged from
Yoko, he drunkenly and violently disgraced himself in an L.A. nightclub. When the
musician Todd Rundgren chipped him for that in an interview, Lennon again proved
himself the master of the malevolent public retort. “Turd Runtgreen … I think
that the real reason you’re mad at me is cause I didn’t know who you were at
Lennon finally found contentment via the
least revolutionary of paths. He became a househusband in New York, with Yoko
and their son Sean. At this point the letters mellow. There are cosy domestic memos
and notes for the maid. “Milk (3 cartons.) Oranges. Grapenuts (not
flakes) …” On the page after that, Lennon fires off a searing complaint against injustice and oppression – to his dry cleaner. “What is your excuse for turning my brand new white
In 1980 Lennon delivered the Double Fantasy album. “Starting Over,”
“Beautiful Boy,” “Watching the Wheels” – the songs were mellowing too. As an
artist, he was far from finished. Three weeks after the album’s release he was shot dead.
Lennon could be a charming and decent man, but his personal virtues rarely come
across in his letters. In mere prose, he lacked the talent to access the less
cranky aspects of his personality. He needed melody and lyrics to do that. Lennon
was only human, but he was also the only human who wrote “Imagine”. That’s the
thing to remember about him. Give him a guitar and he had the power to persuade
you, for the length of a song, that anything was possible.